{"id":941,"date":"2009-12-01T22:03:31","date_gmt":"2009-12-02T02:03:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sonderbooks.com\/blog\/?p=941"},"modified":"2009-12-01T22:03:31","modified_gmt":"2009-12-02T02:03:31","slug":"help-me-choose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sonderbooks.com\/blog\/?p=941","title":{"rendered":"Help Me Choose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sonderbooks.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/teasertuesdays31.jpg\" alt=\"teasertuesdays31\" title=\"teasertuesdays31\" width=\"128\" height=\"81\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-910\" \/>It&#8217;s Teaser Tuesday!<\/p>\n<p>Teaser Tuesday is a blog Meme hosted by <a href=\"http:\/\/shouldbereading.wordpress.com\/\">Should Be Reading<\/a>.  You go to a random page from a book you&#8217;re reading and post two teaser sentences from that page.<\/p>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s especially fun today, because I wasn&#8217;t quite sure what book I wanted to pick up tonight.  Bedtime&#8217;s still a couple hours away, so let&#8217;s see if I get any responses.  And I will see what teasers I come up with.  Here are the two books I am considering.<\/p>\n<p>Candidate one I started at the doctor&#8217;s office last week.  It comes highly recommended, has an intriguing premise and has a long wait list at the library, so I need to turn my copy in.  The only trouble is that it didn&#8217;t quite grab me.  But I wanted to give it one more chance.  Let&#8217;s see what teaser I come up with. <\/p>\n<p>Hmm.  Now that I&#8221;m doing this, I don&#8217;t think I will post the titles and authors until after I have come up with the teasers.  Okay, Teaser number one:<\/p>\n<p><em>What if literature were a television we gaze into in order to activate our mirror neurons and give ourselves some action-packed cheap thrills?  And even worse: what if literature were a television showing us all the things we have missed?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Candidate Number Two is a fluffy holiday book.  I get this silly hankering for them this time of year.  You can kind of tell that&#8217;s what it is with Teaser number two:<\/p>\n<p><em>Megan noticed he was wearing the sneakers with the sutures again.  He didn&#8217;t have any money, she guessed.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hmm.  I&#8217;m still not sure which book I&#8217;ll read tonight, though I&#8217;m afraid the fluffy one is losing appeal by how hard it was to find a page that had any interesting sentences at all.<\/p>\n<p>The titles of the books are Candidate Number One: <em>The Elegance of the Hedgehog,<\/em> by Muriel Barbery, and Candidate Number Two: <em>Thanksgiving,<\/em> by Janet Evanovich.<\/p>\n<p>Which do you think I should tackle tonight?  Please vote in the comments!  And leave a teaser of your own!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Teaser Tuesday! Teaser Tuesday is a blog Meme hosted by Should Be Reading. You go to a random page from a book you&#8217;re reading and post two teaser sentences from that page. I think it&#8217;s especially fun today, because I wasn&#8217;t quite sure what book I wanted to pick up tonight. Bedtime&#8217;s still a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teaser-tuesdays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonderbooks.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/941","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonderbooks.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonderbooks.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonderbooks.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonderbooks.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=941"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sonderbooks.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/941\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonderbooks.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonderbooks.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonderbooks.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}